Excuse me, Professor Awesome?

From the wonderful and gainfully employed Ashley Morrow:

"The good news is that I took a teaching position at El Capitan High School in Lakeside. For those of you who don't know much about Lakeside...it is the agriculture district--the school campus is connected to the rodeo grounds!! The school mascot is the Vacqueros. It's PERFECT for me."

Ashley's going to buy a horse and name it 'Kalpal Queen Of The Spellers' and they will ride around the world teaching literature.